Tuesday, November 20, 2007

National Alliance Research Minister Arrested!

President R. Selassie at National Alliance Headquarters issuing
the warra
nt for Wessan's arrest (photo by Sarah H. for TUNA)

(Selassigrad): National Alliance research Minister Eric Wessan was arrested this morning at National Alliance Headquarters.

Japican intelligence, working on a tip from Bosgovnian Secret Police, intercepted an e-mail that was sent to Bosgovnian officials that outlined specific concessions the Boreacans were willing to make in exchange for Bosgovnian support. Full text of that e-mail can be read here.

National Alliance Leaders could not be reached for comment.



TUNA news crews captured Wessan's arrest on video.
(audio has been censored)

New Arrest Warrant Issued

An arrest warrant has been issued for National Alliance Research Minsiter Eric Wessan

Source of Boreacan Secession Identified

(Selassigrad): National Alliance Minsiter Eric Wessan has been identified as the source of Boreacan secession rumors. Late last night an e-mail sent from Minister Wessan to Bosgovnian leadership outline Wessan's plan.
For a complete transcript of the e-mail click here.

Selassie Video Statement Released


President R. Selassie released a video statement today about escalating tension in Cuborica. Click here to view the video

Cubnians Planning Peace Protest


According to published reports, the Cubnians are holding a war protest today, November 20th. Protesters are encouraged to wear some type of "peace sign or tie-dye." The protest will be held on the Mostarvestine Bridge.

At this time, it is unclear what war the Cubnians will be protesting.

Arrest Warrants Issued

(Selassigrad): Arrest warrants were issued this morning for the Boreacan Prime Minister and Foreign relations Officer.

Breaking News: National Alliance Supports Bosgovnian Invasion of the Rhine Strip

(Selassigrad): Late Monday evening, sources inside Bosgovnia have reported that a high ranking member of the National Alliance submitted a formal proposal to members of the Bosgovnian ruling party that would pave the way for Bosgovnia to invade the Rhine Strip.

According to unnamed sources, the Boreacan Prime Minister and Foreign relations Officer have agreed on a plan that would call for the immediate pull-out of 500,000 ethnic Boreacans out of the 1.3 million person army of Cuborica effectively reducing the Cuborican army by 1/2. This rumor fuels speculation of Boreacan secession.

The Bosgovnian ministry could not be reached for comment